thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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amberisablacksheep:

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

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but-i-like-velcro:

So.

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hallucin8:

me: knows bologna is pronounced baloney

my only brain cell: bollog nah

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phllotes:

rochasaurus:

F A T H E R ?!?!!?!!

toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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sora-perse:

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vampireapologist:

simonalkenmayer:

meganphntmgrl:

robbstark:

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

@vampireapologist

Finally a man worth my time

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